Beloved readers. I apologise for the lack of updates. Been busy preparing for my SPM trials off late. I'll try my very best to update once every fortnight.
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Totally!

What ever happened to the good ol' school days? You know, the ones where students were treated with equility, love, care and respect. We all surely have witnessed how much the quality of schools and their staffs have deteriorated over the years. Its shitty to the extent that teachers are the ones provoking students now, not the other way around. Honestly, how many of you students are discontent with your school rules? School rules are the essential ingredients to form a top notch school, no shit. Every school standing has their own sets of rules. Rules may be rules, but some of the rules are just mundane and downright fucked up. I personally believe that students have all the right to express themselves in their dress code, hairstyles, albeit uniforms are a must. Here are my list of School Rules which I think, should be scratched off the record books and be it shoved up someplace where the sun dont shine. Period. Rest easy that Im not directing this post to any school that feels that I am. So dont sue me, for I am just sharing my thoughts. Freedom of speech havent you heard?

#8 Having an assembly in a fixed location every morning
Why I think this rule is fucked up? Gosh, do you know how much time is wasted when people starts going upfront and flap their gums about boring stuff that dont matter. The best part is, I guarentee that the students dont give a hoot about it too. So why waste so much time? For your info, getting the whole school to assemble at one spot may be diabolical. Why so? what if a bomb comes out of nowhere and hits the assembly spot? You cant be that selfish to sacrifice everybody can you? On a more serious note, students studying in private schools pay alot for their education. More than 10k a month? or so? Come to think of it, the school rule makers arent shit heads at all. Instead, their crafty shitheads. Wasting students money for their own sake and getting the benefit by cutting their teaching time by a whopping 20 minutes. CRAFTY!

#7 Lining up outside of classes before entering
Are you fucking kidding me man? The recess bell rings, and students are supposed to enter the class to continue lessons right? But no, shitheads of schools once again come up with a wicked ploy to nick every penny from our so called bottomless pockets. Id understand if this rule applies to the kindergarten kids, but teens like us? This is worse than animal cruelty. Again this is an example of power abuse. Students not only lose study time, but also dignity. Who knows? it may be a fun thing for shitheads to watch us be treated like circus animals. One day, I know justice will prevail.

#6 Classic Monday Assemblies
This is a compulsory activity for any school around. And hey it used to be tolerable. As the years go by, Im sure the procedures have changed a little . That goes for every school. Students used to sit on chairs. Now they sit on the dirty floors. Wheres the sense in that? Students of the private schools especially. They paid this much for being in comfortable surroundings, not being treated like jailmates. Fuck ya'll seriously. Not only that, the length of speeches seem to have extended. Extensions are good. But listening to the same crap day in, day out... THATS shit. Im sure everybody has patience. But going through mundane 40 minute speeches is just too much to handle. Does it pleasure them to talk much? Lack of stage time I suppose? Why dont they just take the money they cheated and set up a stage somewhere they can enjoy. Period.

#5 Confiscating... BOOKS!
Schools have the right to confiscate students belongings that they deem unsuitable, sure. But there are certain schools that confiscates books and re-sell them for a fixed Price. LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, for this is no joke. Yes, confiscating books, and re-selling them. Hey, I know money is important. But why not EARN it? rather than doing it in a blackmailing manner. Shame on all you involved. You bring shame to the next 5 generations of your family. Boo!

#4 Barring students from using facilities
Ok, this is another classic one. Schools have facilities thats for certained. But there are schools which are selfish and disgraceful. They put a padlock the size of Texas on the entrance of the school field, hall, Music room, basketball court, tennis court, etc and prevent students from using them. Limiting students to the bloody useless compounds. Is this their moneys worth? I dont think so. Jai Ho.

#3 Food and its consequences
All Schools have canteens. In case you dont know what canteens are, its a place where we eat. And yeah, in some schools, the canteen is like their Betty Ross, and they are the Hillbilly Jims. I still dont get how that equation works out though. Anyway, in some schools, students are only allowed to consume food from the Canteen, NOT ANYWHERE ELSE. And if students are caught having food not from the canteen, they would be prosecuted. Im talking about suspension and expulsion here. Funny thing is, theyd rather suspend you for food, than suspend you for your disciplinary misjudgments. How is this not dumb?

#2 They are the judge, jury and prosecutor of your hair
As students we have to model a short and conservative hairstyles, in order to keep ur ass in school. Schools are famous for giving "ruler cuts" . Those who dont know what that is, its when they play with your hair a little bit, tickle your scalp, flirt with your dandruff then pull out their scissors ( this is the best part) then pull out a ruler, and measure ur hair. LOL. Well if your hair exceeds a certain length, they would butcher it alive. At the end of the day youd be looking like Napoleon Dynamite with the hair to go.

#1 Boys and Girls
This is number 1 because its the most, outragously dumb one. Schools are becoming sensitive nowadays. Too sensitive. Like for example, a guy and a girl cannot, I repeat, cannot stay in the same classroom together when no body else is around. This is bullshit? What do they think we students are? Prostitutes and Gigolos? talk about indirect descrimination. Plus, sexists. I dont know why I said that. haha. Anyway, what if a teacher, both of the opposite sex, are together in the staff room with no body around? you're gonna tie them up on the string and drown them too? you know, like the olden days in the Tang Dynasty where they drown tied up couples because they think are having an affair. Off limits man. Sometimes, you've gotta learn to live and let live. Good will come out of it too. Gosh, this isnt a way to uphold anything. The only thing these rules can uphold, is your droopy balls. Deal with it. Students who experience this torrid abuse, I feel for ya'll, totally.

Im really lucky, know why? Im studying in a great school. A school which I personally think is the best of the best of the best. With the guidance of a great principal, my school will be going great heights. The school Im studying in do not have all these problems. The students love the teachers, teachers love the students. You get my point. The rules of my school are very efficient. Moreover, the school Im studying in now, cares for all the students, that includes me.
I love my school!!!

Ghosts. Do you believe in them? Old people of the golden years have their way of interpreting their version of the story, ultimately causing the younger generation to suffer from believing their stories fully. 90% turn out to be urban legends or old housewives stories anyway. But not to worry, for this post will guide you step by step. On how to handle supernatural situations, Boogeymans, and Ghosts. Well, if you follow these steps, Im pretty darn sure Ghosts would be the least of your worries. Literally.

First things first. Ghosts have hiding spots. Where? Just keep on reading. Dont be surprised by what you see... For everything here is, FOR SHIZZLE OF THE HIZZLE MY NIZZLE ( it means real)
Under your bed.
In the School Bus.


In the toilet bowl. Seriously, next time you wanna take a dump, think twice. Pretty uneasy having a pair of eyes staring at your cornhole now innit?

At the Playground. Most of the children you see there on the daily basis, 50% of them are actually dead . No Joke.


The television. Moral of the story: Dont watch too much TV. Or Samara will get you.

And now the moment you've been waiting for. Steps you HAVE to take to prevent all these 'Ghosts' from harming you.

#1 Dont simply fart.

#2 Eat your Vege

Judging by this picture... hmm what do you think?

9x ASP World Surfing Champion Kelly Slater? nah.. cant be.

Judging by this one... He looks alot like a pornstar doesnt he?

He could be Ron Jeremy. ( For ya'll who dont know who this is. Google him )


No comment. But I dont think so .
Personally, I think Barney is a badguy. I think Barney is a Nazi. Dont be fooled by his expressionless face kids. Cuz this is who he really is.

at least this is what i think? What about you? what do you think? Who is the real Barney?

No Comment. LOL.

Here's the catch. To win this, you would have to tell me whats her real name. How? simple. Just type your name and message with the answer on the yellow cbox on your left.

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He's your celebrity cleaner. Dont be surprised if you see him scooping the turd out from your school's sewage system. Thats Superhuman.

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