.Friday, September 25, 2009@9:23 AM.
Ghosts. Do you believe in them? Old people of the golden years have their way of interpreting their version of the story, ultimately causing the younger generation to suffer from believing their stories fully. 90% turn out to be urban legends or old housewives stories anyway. But not to worry, for this post will guide you step by step. On how to handle supernatural situations, Boogeymans, and Ghosts. Well, if you follow these steps, Im pretty darn sure Ghosts would be the least of your worries. Literally.
First things first. Ghosts have hiding spots. Where? Just keep on reading. Dont be surprised by what you see... For everything here is,
FOR SHIZZLE OF THE HIZZLE MY NIZZLE ( it means real)
Under your bed.
In the kitchen. Ghosts are famous for being hungry. SO yeah.
In the refrigerator. Hey, they love cool places too ya know.
In the School Bus.
In the toilet bowl. Seriously, next time you wanna take a dump, think twice. Pretty uneasy having a pair of eyes staring at your cornhole now innit?
At the Playground. Most of the children you see there on the daily basis, 50% of them are actually dead . No Joke.
The television.
Moral of the story: Dont watch too much TV. Or Samara will get you.And now the moment you've been waiting for. Steps you HAVE to take to prevent all these 'Ghosts' from harming you.
#1
Dont simply fart.
#2
Eat your Vege
#3
Apply Deodorant everywhere you go.
#4
Brush your teeth before you go to bed.
#5
Drink more water. Now you know why parens have been nagging us all these years. Not because of bloody health reasons, but GHOSTS.
Lastly...
Support Manchester United. Popular fan base ma.. that includes the after world. SO im absolutely certained that they wont harm an MU fan :)
Follow those steps and You are
GHOST FREE!
#1 Dont simply fart.
#4 Brush your teeth before you go to bed.
